Tuesday 5 April 2016

I LOVE LAGOS........lagosians excuses on a Monday Morning


Nobody will take any bullshit from you on a Monday morning in Lagos because everyone wants to start the week on a bright note.

CFP146WThere is this belief that the way you start a week is likely to be the way you end it. So people, especially in Lagos make sure that no one brings any form of bad luck to them on a Monday morning.
5 things Lagosians are known to mostly give as excuse on Monday morning when you go to them for favour.....mogbe
1. If you get hungry and go looking for someone to borrow you money, they will tell you its Monday morning.
2. If someone owes you and you go ask him/her for your money, the person could say ‘haba its Monday morning nah’.
3. Dont even try to buy goods on credit on Monday morning because the reply would be ‘I do not sell credit on Monday morning’.
4. You find yourself on the bus and you are short on change, the conductor would not even want to listen, he could say ‘abeg oga pay ur correct fare, its Monday morning’.
5. You need help for direction and you are trying to ask for direction from somebody on the road, the advise is that you shouldn’t try to ask anyone, because the reply would most likely get is ”abeg am in a hurry its Monday morning”. Instead go ask a traffic warden or any law enforcer you find on the road

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